my mom is telling me “get a good job” but my heart is telling me “marry rich”
Buy me a laptop charger and I’ll send you filthy nudes of your choice.
Joan Rivers is to comedy what Margaret Thatcher was to politics. Yes, they may have been “pioneers” for women in their respective crafts, but when you take into account the countless people they threw under the bus and worse along the way, it’s impossible to respect them for it.
Current mood: overlooked.
Anonymous said: Have you ever had a big black cock? Tell us about the biggest you've had and what it felt like!
No anon. Sorry to disappoint.
Happy birthday to me! Will get Daddy to upload photo of me today at London zoo with my face painted like a tiger :)